Years and years ago(early 80's) my  boss organized a boat trip from Dover to Flushing, little overnight fun drinking break for a coach load of good people! . Flushing was great, but can you believe they had no pockets in the tables of pool on the bars?. So on the way back cabins had been allocated to everyone if you wanted one to sleep. So there's me on the boat in the bar with two young ladies( one of whom was the bosses daughter ). To say I knew anything about life or women would be a gross understatement, but I none the less proceeded to tell these ladies that they would not ne able to handle me in bed with a misguided grin on my face. Anyway they wandered off but came back a little while later with an invitation back to there cabin in 20 min, and to make sure I brought a bottle of drink with me. I literally ran to the bar to buy a bottle of spirits not believing my luck( actually thinking there might be a god). So I arrived at there cabin, knocked, was invited in and sat on the nearest bunk. The door to the toilet/shower room burst open and 4 other women poured out( one of which weighed at least 20 stone). I was sat on and stripped and tossed out in to the corridor.  This how you learn out life when your young and its the best way to find out.  Happy days.